A cargo plane is in mid-flight way out over the ocean when

suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed,

masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and

stewardess.

He holds his gun at the pilot's head and says, "Take this plane

to Cuba or I'm gonna spill your brains all over the place!"

The pilot calmly reaches up, pushes the gun aside and says,

"Look buddy, if you shoot me this plane will crash right into

the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."

The hijacker thinks about this and then holds the gun at the

copilot's head and says, "Take this plane to Cuba or I'm gonna

spill HIS brains all over the place."

But the copilot also calmly reaches up, pushes the gun aside

and says, "Listen to me. The pilot's got a bad heart and he

could keel over at the shock of my being killed like that. So if

you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and

you'll die along with the rest of us."

The hijacker thinks about this for a moment and then holds the

gun at the navigator's head and says, "Take this plane to Cuba

or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."

But the navigator calmly reaches up, pushes the gun aside

and says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. Those other two

guys have no sense of direction. Without me they couldn't find

their way out of a paper bag much less get this plane to

Cuba. So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into

the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."

The hijacker thinks some more, shrugs and this time holds the

gun at the stewardess's head and says, "Take this plane to

Cuba or I'm gonna spill HER brains all over the place."

No one says a word but the stewardess leans over and

whispers something into the hijacker's ear. The hijacker turns

beet red, drops his gun, and runs out of the cockpit in a panic.

Later after the crew has tracked down the hijacker (whom they

found cowering behind some crates in the hold) and tied him

up, the pilot asks the stewardess what she said that terrified

the man so. "I told him, sir, that if he killed me, HE'd be the

one who'd have to give you guys your blowjobs."